4 a Goof!

Sports analytics with zero pretension and maximum sarcasm. Cold numbers, warm takes.

Top Games

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Games On Tap

Today’s matchups, win probs, and O/U calls. No crystal ball — just the model and the market.

Full slate

League edges and team-in-this-spot history. Same window and honesty rules as the drawer.

League Teams

Top and bottom teams by role — home ATS, favorites, dogs, overs. Twenty-game floor.

Open leaders

Why this exists, what the models are (and aren’t), and how we stay honest with the data.